Questions I will not answer:

I hate when people talk about how much they spent on things...
"my car was blank-blank dollars!"
"I spent blank blank dollars on my shoes!" (dinner, clothes, bills, whatever else you spend your money on)

From a pretty young age, my dad taught me that it is bad form to speak about how much you spend on things. In addition to that, I'm a private person, and don't really want people knowing what I have (or don't have).

Here are some questions that I will not answer regarding our wedding day
(And if you ask them, I will smile at you, and give you my famous wave-you-away hand movement along with the following remarks):

Guest: Wow guys! How much is the wedding reception costing you?
Jackie:Ummm... are you concerned that you have to tip the waiter? Don't worry about that, because I GOT THIS!!! ::said in my George Lopez voice::

Guest: Can you make sure not to set your date for [insert date here] -- I have another wedding already planned!
Jackie: (Hehehe! Let's see if one of my co-workers figures out this one is for him.) Does the look on my face tell you everything you need to know?

Guest: Hi! What table am I sitting at?
Jackie: You see that little table over there with your name on it? Yeah? Go check it.

Guest: Hey! Why didn't you invite [insert name here]?
Jackie: Why would I? ::Awkward silence::

Guest: How many carats is that ring anyway?
Jackie: How many specs of salt is yours?

Guest: Where are your bridesmaids?
Jackie: Serving me by playing in traffic. Didn't you see them earlier?

Guest:  Jackie, don't you think the six-tiered wedding cake is a bit much? 
Jackie: Sounds like you don't want any... ::awkward silence::



I'm just saying...